Old Testament Jokes

This is a comedy skit from the recording "Old Testament and Other Stories" by the 3D's.

What kinds of jokes did they have in the Old Testament? Old jokes.

Who was the greatest actor in the Bible? Samson, he brought down the house. He was the only man to ever die of fallen arches.

Where is tennis first mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in pharoah's court.

Speaking of sports, Where is baseball first mentioned in the Bible? In the big inning.

Where else is baseball mentioned? When Rebekah walked to the well with a pitcher.

Who was the greatest financier in bible? Noah, he floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.

And don't forget pharoah's daughter, she took a little prophet out of the bullrushes.

When does the Bible mention the first motorcycle? When the roar of Pharoah's triumph was heard throughout the land.

Who were the first man and woman mentioned in bible? Ginny Sis and Chap One

How long did Cain hate his brother.? As long as he was Able.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David slew him? A thing like that had never entered his head before.

Speaking of headaches, Who got the first prescription? Moses, he got two tablets

Who was the best doctor? Job, he had the most patience.

Who was the busiest doctor Moses, he delivered the whole house of Israel