Cleaning and Housekeeping

(News: Tonight is the big stake service project that I am in charge of. In the past few months, I have spearheaded getting 72 charity baby quilts ready for tying. Tonight, before the RS General Broadcast, we will be tying them.)



I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
--Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't do dishes and I don't do windows. I don't do dishes because I have a dishwasher. And I don't do windows because they don't fit in the dishwasher.

Some people have nothing very well organized. And some people have nothing, very well organized.
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If everything is under control, you’re going too slow.
--Mario Andretti

I cleaned my house yesterday, wish you could have seen it.

So here I am. This modern, liberated woman, doing so many of the exact same chores that June Cleaver was doing, without looking nearly so pert or having any cute aprons. Muffy Mead-Ferro, "Confessions of a Slacker Wife"

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. Joey Adams

If God wanted me to clean and scrub, he would have made my hands aluminum.

My only domestic quality is that I live in a house.