No man would have ear hair.
No women would have long chin whiskers.
Men wouldn't spit.
Children wouldn't pick nose.
People would know not to wear new suits with the back vent tacked closed, or pockets basted shut.
Disposable diapers, kotex, and tampons would have been invented at the time of Adam and Eve.
Teeth would have been designed better.
Human childbirth would be similar to kangaroos: the baby would come out tiny, then grow bigger outside.
Department of Motor Vehicles would have nice people, there would be no lines when I go there.
No big car speakers blasting out the bass notes.
No cigarettes thrown on ground. No littering of any kind.
No car alarms.
There would be no crowds or long lines where I want to go.
No dogs licking me.
Stoplights would all be smart, they would know how many cars to let through.
Panty hose waistbands would be very loose. Or better yet, I would never have to wear pantyhose.
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