Here is a spoof news article from the Weekly World News, about Pres. Obama's teleprompter being stolen today: http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/39669/obamas-teleprompter-stolen/
"The President was livid and had to cancel his speech in front of a class of kindergarten students.
”I had my speech all planned out, I was going to tell the kids to eat some vegetables, or donuts, or something, but I don’t remember, and I wanted them to think about something important like the NBA, but I forgot what I was going to say. I feel terrible that I had to cancel. They deserve to hear me.”
Here is the typical setup President Obama uses when he speaks to kindergarten classes:
“I think Totus will return to the White House some day and we hope it’s soon… the President hasn’t spoken a word in twenty-four hours,” said Carney.
WWN reached out to President Obama directly for his reaction… but he had no comment."