My Chuck It List

Things I never want to do.


Never go swimming again.
Never mow the lawn.
Never do a block-of-the-month or kit quilt.
Never attend a sales pitch in order to get a free vacation.
Never buy something from a telemarketer. Don't even talk to them.
Never wear uncomfortable shoes.
Never wear hose in the summer.
Never pass a stranded woman and child without helping them.
Never let a stranger come to church without greeting them.
Never be alone with someone without asking them the golden question.
Never eat peach or licorice flavored anything.
Never cook a turkey (Wayne always does it.)
Never own a pet.
Never have live plants in the house.
Never have so much food in the freezer that we'll lose a lot in an ice storm or hurricane
Never eat shellfish, crustaceans, or mullusks.
Never pierce my ears.
Never wait in long lines.
Never fight traffic close to a parade.
Never go camping again.
Never go to the bathroom on the ground again.
Never sleep under the stars.
Never hold a bug.
Never sing a solo.
Never bungee jump.
Never go skinny dipping.
Never run a marathon.
Never go sky diving.
Never break a bone.
Never get a tattoo.