It has changed my life to have children. It has made me poorer and more confused.
How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
See if they are yelling at the same kids.
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
--Martin Mull
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
--Harry S. Truman
There’s one thing about grandchildren-- They never go around showing snapshots of their grandparents.
--Bessie and Beulah
When I said "I do", I didn't realize it meant I'd do everything.
A father is a banker provided by nature.
I can handle any crisis--I have children.
Hug me, hold me, squeeze me...Pretend I'm the remote control.
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