Friday, April 2, 2010

Fun Times on the Ship







Photos: Walking around on the promenade deck. Eating dinner at the first formal night, which was Sunday night. (I bought a strappy black formal and a black lace jacket. Then I wore a nude-colored Tshirt under the strappy formal, so it looks like skin showing but it isn't. )

I really enjoyed the entertainment on the ship. Every night we went to either a production show with singers and dancers in the theater, or to a comedian in one of the lounges. I really liked the comedian Carlos Oscar, and the comedian Steve Moris.

I also went to the ship's Trivia game, and while there I heard these dumb jokes:

A blonde and a brunette jump out of an airplane. Which one landed first? The brunette. The blonde had to stop and ask directions.

Did you hear about the new Divorce Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Tritip.

Cow with 2 legs? Lean beef.

Cow with 1 leg? Steak.

Cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Where would you find a dog with no legs? Where you left him.

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? Wonky.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What is green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesaurus

My brother Larry sang in the "Princess Idol" preliminary competition, but didn't make it to the next round. He sang "Marguaritaville".

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