Friday, July 16, 2010

Cooking and Eating


I can’t cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
--Carol Siskind

My family said its okay that I never cook--they don't like anything I fix anyway.

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

The last time I cooked this, hardly anyone got sick.

I may not be the world's greatest cook, but I think you'll enjoy my cornflakes.

Nothing spoils a meal like having to make it yourself.

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